Sidle up to your victim, give him or her a sly wink and say...

Hey baby, what's your favorite animal?

At what is sure to be a look of confusion and curiosity, reel them in with one of these follow-up lines:

*I like the squirrel because I want to crack those nuts.

*I like the pig because I like the way it squeals.

*I like the beaver because I want to dam-up your hole.

*I like the elephant because its trunk isn't the only thing that's long enough to touch the ground.

*I like the donkey because I want to tap that a$$.

*I like the camel because I can hump it twice.

*I like the whale because of the way it blows.

*I like the horse because I can ride it all day long.

*I like the cow because I want to suck that udder.

*I like the chicken because they get laid everyday.

*I like the boa constrictor because I wanna squeeze you into ecstasy.

*I like the walrus because those two tusks are good for more than you think.

*I like the lion because I want to pounce on you and roar your name all night.

*I like the dog because I like its style.

*I like the cat because of the way that pussy purrs.

*I like the octopus because it's all about the suction.

*I like the octopus because I can get in between eight legs instead of two.

*I like the wooly mammoth because it's so good it will take you back to prehistoric times.

*I like the sea lion because I can sea lyin on you.

*I like the anteater because ants aren't the only things it eats.

*I like the clam because when I crack your shell open there's a pearl nestled inside your soft flesh.

*I like the duck, because it rhymes with fuck.

*I like the kangaroo, because I could hop around with you in my pouch.

*I like the ostrich because I can bury my head in all sorts of places.

*I like the monkey because they swing easily from limb to limb.

*I like the groundhog because it never comes out of its hole.

*I like the seahorse, because I like to ride where it's wet.

*I like the apple goose, because you can shalack it.

*I like the bat, because even in the dark, I can locate the cave.

*I like the bat because they can do it upside down.

*I like the owl because it has 360� of pleasure.

*I like the pig because they like getting down and dirty.

*I like the fish because I want to swim in your deep sea all day.

*I like the really big fish because it can eat me!

This list is constantly being added to and improved upon.